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John Surname: Hi, I'd like to buy a ticket to Bangkok, Thailand.
Teller: Yes, sir. After you complete our new guidelines you may purchase a ticket.
John Surname: What? I've been going to Thailand for years and haven't had to do anything more than pay the price.
Teller: Yes, well to deter men from going to Bangkok to sleep with underage prostitutes there is a new rule that you must pronounce the name of Bangkok using the full ceremonial name given by King Mongkut:

correct full pronunciation 1

John Surname: Grun ted mahan a dick shit cunt.
Teller: No, I'm sorry sir try again.

[30 tries later]

John Surname: Alright, I give up. Just give me the ticket as I have the money.
Teller: I'm sorry sir. This rule is strictly enforced.
Surname: Please. I need to sleep with these 13 year old girls! You don't understand. I don't want to. I NEED to!
Teller:
John Surname: Well Phuket! You haven't heard the last of me!

Customer 2: Hi, I'd like to buy three tickets to Bangkok, Thailand for me and my family.
Teller: Yes, well to deter men from going to Bangkok to sleep with underage prostitutes there is a new rule that you must pronounce the name of Bangkok using the full ceremonial name given by King Mongkut.
Customer 2: You have to be kidding me?
Teller: We realize it's a flawed system.

1. Audio file courtesy of Wikipedia.org










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