- Allow nude photos and then sell them to advertisers.
- Fire programmers and hire Chinese children in factories.
- Buy myspace and turn it into a child porn site for pedophiles.
- Target known drug dealers and either send them to jail or sell them bath salts.
- Forbid NPOs from tooting their "ethical"/hippie behavior and don't let them create stupid Occupy Wall St. groups.
- Buy stupid useless companies like Green Peace or Habitat for Humanity and turn them into giant poaching corporations that illegally get Rhino horns and elephant tusks.
- Begin using Java applets, but really have them be rootkit viruses that turn machines in mass e-mail hosts that spam penis enlargement ads to the whole world.
- Allow hateful and dangerous special interest groups like NAMBLA or KKK, etc. because they are just more pages for advertisers to make a profit on.