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Donny Osmond approached the center of the stage.
Donny: Welcome to the feud! [applause] Donny: Tonight we have the Johnsons and the Sybexes. Please approach the podium for the first topic. A thin blonde haired woman approached the podium and also a morbidly obese brown haired man with a wrinkled long sleeved collared shirt. Donny: The topic is where men are the happiest. The woman slammed her hand on the buzzer. Johnsons: At home with their wives! Beep! Donny: Oh I'm sorry Ms. Johnson that is not one of the answers. You get one guess Mr. Sybex. Sybexes: Strip clubs. Donny: Yes, that's correct! Sybexes: We'll play. Donny: We surveyed 100 people who chose three answers. One answer is guessed. All you need is two to win the game. Sybexes: I'm going to guess a library? Donny: Oh I'm sorry. Not one of the answers. Ms. Sybex do you know where men are happy? Sybexes: I'm going to guess church Donny. Donny: That is also incorrect. Your family already has two strikes and can't get anymore wrong. Sybexes: A whorehouse? Ding ding! Donny: That's correct! Now only one answer is left. Do you know where men are happiest? Donny stood in front of a burly man who had on an ironed shirt and slicked his black hair back. Sybexes: The gym. Beep! Donny: No, I'm sorry that's wrong. [He walked over to the other family]. If you get this choice right you enter the final round. Johnsons: We are guessing at a fundraiser or charity organization Donny. Beep! Donny: Oh I'm sorry. The Sybexes win! Please show me the final answer. [Board flipped over final answer.] And the last answer given by our survey is Hooters. |
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