Answer these questions honestly. You just may be a hick.
1. What do you do when you hear something move in the bushes?
a) Get a gun.
b) Get a frying pan you've got some dinner.
c) Call the exterminator or local police to handle it.
2. When you're out partying and someone insults you, what do you do?
a) Beat the crap out of him/her and tell them not to fuck with you again.
b) Get a few friends and fuck him/her up when they are alone.
c) Avoid the person so trouble doesn't start.
3. In the three generations has your family:
a) Owned a slave.
b) Been a slave.
c) Increased their net worth.
4. How many teeth do you have?
a) All of them.
b) 2 front ones. You're just missing the ones you don't need.
c) 30. and 10 of dem bitches is gold.
5. You're at home with your family. A few appropriate things to say might be:
a) Woman I'm thirsty, grab me a beer.
b) Dinner was good. That possum was great.
c) How was work/school/things today?
6. Your views on gay marriage:
a) You really don't mind, they don't bother you.
b) It was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
c) God hates fags.
The correct answers are:
1)c 2)c 3)c 4)a 5)c 6)a,b
If you got 5 out of 6 of these right you are in good shape. Otherwise, you need to get an education.
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