Christopher Knight: If you win some money it goes in your bank and if you lose it goes in America's bank blah blah blah.
GuestA: I'm ready to play.
Christopher Knight: First question is from Cindy in Colorado state prison.
Cindy: Who played Willy Wonka in the original Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory?
GuestB: Hugh Jackman.
Christopher Knight: I'm sorry that's incorrect. Next question is from Bernie Madoff who's also in jail.
Bernie: Who played Frank Abagnale in Catch me if you Can?
GuestB: Leonardo da Vinci.
Christopher Knight: Wrong again. It was Leonardo di Caprio. Next question is from Mark in Ontario who isn't in jail.
Mark: Who played Peter Brady in the hit 70's show Brady Bunch?
GuestB: (pause) Mark Wahlberg?
Chrisopher Knight: Wrong I played in that show you idiot and unfortunately that means you lose.
GuestB: Well that doesn't mean I'm unintelligent. I just don't pay attention to mainstream entertainment. I play with sock puppets and musical instruments for entertainment. You cavemen wouldn't understand the higher-joy that an Ubermensch like me gets out of ordinary life away from television and movies.
Christopher Knight: Thanks for the last statement, but there are more categories than entertainment. Better luck next time.
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