Father: How was school today?
Children: It was okay. Some kid got put in suspension for cussing during class.
Father: Jacob, Donald I have a new task for you this week.
Donald: Oh great, what is it?
Jacob: Yea what is it?
Father: Both of you are to build a pyramid in the glory of my name.
Jacob: Huh?
Father: That's right. I want a 20 foot tall pyramid constructed by the end of this week or you will both be crucified. Do I make myself clear?
Donald: Man this sucks.
Father: Now Donald I don't need any complaining. Jacob you either. Do you understand?
Children: Yes father.