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The Car Race [IMG]

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Dr. Scholls: I will offer you one million dollars if you can outrun this three time Nascar winning Dodge. The only catch is that you will have to run in front of the car to retrieve the money. This means you risk the chance of being run-over and killed.

Mark ponders.

Dr. Scholls: There is a 100% chance you will fail.
Mark: Hmmm. How much money is the prize?
Dr. Scholls: One million dollars.
Mark: Hey Brad, what do you think about this?
Brad: I dunno. How fast does the car go?
Dr. Scholls: It goes from 0 to 60 in 2 seconds and has a top speed of 416 m.p.h..
Brad: Sounds pretty fast.
Mark: Maybe if there is some wind in my direction.
Dr. Scholls: No, as a matter of fact you must run against an 18 m.p.h. wind blowing towards you. May I also remind you that there is a 100% chance you will die.
Brad: Mark, how fast can you run?
Mark: I dunno, haven't exercised much since high school. I used to be able to get an eight minute mile though.
Brad: I can't decide, man. If you wanna race it's up to you. Go for it.
Dr. Scholls: You will die.
Mark: Dude, a million dollars is a lot of money.
Brad: Yeah, it sure is.
Mark: Okay, I'll do it.

Mark was killed half a second into the race. Dr. Scholls recorded the results in his notepad and submitted them to Ripley's Believe It Or Not for Monday's show.










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